In honor of fall, the return of NFL football and the myriad of fantasy football leagues that accompany the season, I figured it would be...

Well folks, Rome is literally still burning. So, so much burning. This leaves we few (we happy few) with a choice to make. While at the...

Rock with me, people! I hearby commemorate the grand opening of The Shawn Brown School for Wayward Youth by inviting each and everyone of...

Oh wonder of wonders, Sunday Quarantunes returns yet again, delivering a swift kick to the nads of our collective cool. Ouchy! Is it just...

In the interest of bashing and popping through the faux-coolness wafting off our long suffering record collections, I now offer you this...

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This article was originally published in Stereo Embers Magazine Excuuuuuse me, citizens. Undoubtedly I’m interrupting your all-important...

This article was originally published in Stereo Embers Magazine Can we agree that things out there continue to blow chunks? In fact,...

This article was originally published in Stereo Embers Magazine Might I suggest that we all take this moment as an opportunity to...

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